FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS
May 29th, 2009Ok so amazon im guessing does not check their reviews
epically after reading the reviews for
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1243626097&sr=1-1
“I put on my 3 Wolf shirt as soon as I bought it and went outside a. As I was walking, basking in the glory that’s my wolves shirt, a tour bus pulled up. Doran Doran came out and said they couldnt help but notice the sheer ferocity of the wolves and moon on my chest. They said I must be oozing with virility and masculinity. They ssked if I would join them on their wild, women hunting escipades. i said yes, I was hungry. Hungry like the wolf.”
“Got the 3 wolf moon T shirt yesterday and am now getting married tomorrow to the girl of my dreams. “
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This is by far the best T-shirt I have purchased in my entire life. To be honest this is more than a T-shirt it is way of life. I felt compelled to put on the shirt as soon as I pulled it out of the mailbox and I have not taken it off since. My wife is very jealous since all the females in the neighborhood keep stopping by with beer and treats for me just so they can say they know me. Since I received the shirt, my cholesterol and blood sugar levels have dropped dramatically. My doctor calls it a miracle and has referred me to the local university so they can study the phenomenon but I turned them down once I found out that they wanted to remove the shirt from my torso. If you buy this shirt, you too will FEEL THE POWER!”
THIS BUCKET ROCKS! You can put stuff in it — water, or chimp blood, or whatever — and it, like, stays in there! On top of that, the bucket has a handle! Try to match that! You can’t! The silver color is a classy accent to any decor. Best of all, IT’S A BUCKET! Say it: BUCKET! HA! BUCKET!
“This milk worked well when I first got it, but within a few days it wouldn’t hold a charge. I called their customer service department and, I don’t know if it’s in Bangalor or Ireland, but I couldn’t understand a word that they said and they began to scream at me.
Finally, though, they sent me another one - but that wouldn’t hold a charge, either. I’m beginning to wonder if this is truly meant to be a portable product. I still haven’t been able to retreive my email and the video is murky.”
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It’s a bit heavy, too, to wear on your belt. The good news is that it keeps your hip cool during this sultry summer weather - for a while.
“I thought I’d save a little money on this product so I clicked on the ‘Order it used’ button. Boy, was that a mistake!
When new, this product is just fine. When used, it’s almost undrinkable.
So, if you’re in the market for Whole Milk, heed my advice, buy new.”
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This product gave me diarrhea. My brother got cholera, my mom got the measles and my sister broke her arm. Soon after, we lost a wagon wheel and a thief stole 3 oxen.










