FUNNY AMAZON REVIEWS

May 29th, 2009

Ok so amazon im guessing does not check their reviews

epically after reading the reviews for

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1243626097&sr=1-1

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt


“I put on my 3 Wolf shirt as soon as I bought it and went outside a. As I was walking, basking in the glory that’s my wolves shirt, a tour bus pulled up. Doran Doran came out and said they couldnt help but notice the sheer ferocity of the wolves and moon on my chest. They said I must be oozing with virility and masculinity. They ssked if I would join them on their wild, women hunting escipades. i said yes, I was hungry. Hungry like the wolf.”

“Got the 3 wolf moon T shirt yesterday and am now getting married tomorrow to the girl of my dreams. “


This is by far the best T-shirt I have purchased in my entire life. To be honest this is more than a T-shirt it is way of life. I felt compelled to put on the shirt as soon as I pulled it out of the mailbox and I have not taken it off since. My wife is very jealous since all the females in the neighborhood keep stopping by with beer and treats for me just so they can say they know me. Since I received the shirt, my cholesterol and blood sugar levels have dropped dramatically. My doctor calls it a miracle and has referred me to the local university so they can study the phenomenon but I turned them down once I found out that they wanted to remove the shirt from my torso. If you buy this shirt, you too will FEEL THE POWER!”

Dover Parkersburg 12Qt Galvanized Metal Water Bucket 612

Dover Parkersburg 12Qt Galvanized Metal Water Bucket 612

THIS BUCKET ROCKS! You can put stuff in it — water, or chimp blood, or whatever — and it, like, stays in there! On top of that, the bucket has a handle! Try to match that! You can’t! The silver color is a classy accent to any decor. Best of all, IT’S A BUCKET! Say it: BUCKET! HA! BUCKET!

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

“This milk worked well when I first got it, but within a few days it wouldn’t hold a charge. I called their customer service department and, I don’t know if it’s in Bangalor or Ireland, but I couldn’t understand a word that they said and they began to scream at me.

Finally, though, they sent me another one - but that wouldn’t hold a charge, either. I’m beginning to wonder if this is truly meant to be a portable product. I still haven’t been able to retreive my email and the video is murky.”

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It’s a bit heavy, too, to wear on your belt. The good news is that it keeps your hip cool during this sultry summer weather - for a while.

“I thought I’d save a little money on this product so I clicked on the ‘Order it used’ button. Boy, was that a mistake!

When new, this product is just fine. When used, it’s almost undrinkable.

So, if you’re in the market for Whole Milk, heed my advice, buy new.”

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This product gave me diarrhea. My brother got cholera, my mom got the measles and my sister broke her arm. Soon after, we lost a wagon wheel and a thief stole 3 oxen.

what is good?

December 17th, 2008

Aristotle asked one of the best questions “what does it mean to be a good person?”

I ask what is good? what is bad?

99.9999% of people believe
good is what i do, bad is what you do
moral is what i do, immoral is what you do
Ethical is what I do; unethical is what you do
Honest is what I do; dishonest is what you do.

in reality their is no such thing as good or bad, these labels that we have put on things in our “Mental Reality”, which is basically the reality we all have individual to everyone.
Like I might believe think mice are dirty creatures and another thinking mice are good pets. everyone’s reality is based on their experience.

Proof Humanity is getting Stupider

December 17th, 2008

Tetris hits the streets in Australia

December 16th, 2008

More pictures from justin-james

The Tetris blocks are part of an outdoor art exhibition called Live Lanes - By George

Rihanna looks like a futuristic Robo girl

December 16th, 2008

Rihanna looks like a futuristic Robo girl In Miami
I would not even recognize her if i saw her

Angela Yee Interviews with T.I.

December 13th, 2008

Hottie Angela Yee interviews T.I about prison, beefs, the trial of his friends death, his reality show and more

Part 1

Part 2

My Top 5 Songs on I-Tunes

December 13th, 2008

These are the songs on my ipod with the most plays this week!

Jay-Z-History
Cory Gunz - Gamble On Me (Feat. T-Pain
Slim Thug - I Run
Trey songz-whatever ya like(remix of the T.I song)
Drake-Sooner Than Later
Jadakiss - How It Was Supposed To Be (Remix) (Feat. Ryan Leslie)

well that’s six but whatever

im still trying to find the jay z song “Brooklyn we go hard” I heard that track on hot 97, it will be released on January 13th when the cd comes out for the movie Notorious, the movie on the life of biggie smalls (which is going to be a crap movie). Biggie only made like 2 cd’s with 5 good songs, just because he got shot doesn’t mean he was the best, he was an ok rapper at best.

I am definitely not paying to watch that movie, i think the soundtrack might be good tho.
Fuck Biggie there i said it

POWDER BLUE Trailer

December 10th, 2008

This is the new movie in which Jessica Biel plays a stripper, which is a good enough reason to go watch it,the movie kind of reminds me of Crash, which was really good, the crash tv series is great also

where is my ………

December 9th, 2008

It’s kind of hard to read, but it says:

where is my love?
where is my hope?
where is my reason to live?

-words by Geistig

The Current Economy

December 9th, 2008

Yesterday i was watching CNN in the background as i worked and they were talking about the economy, and showed what stocks were at last year this time and currently. im just glad i don’t own much stock

Well I don’t blame bush fully, majority of this happened when his policies of deregulating the markets, bush thinking the banks would not be dumb enough to give money to people that can’t pay it back / banks would be smart enough to survive without regulations. Have you heard of a Canadian bank asking for a bailout? they are actually making a profit! Canada has regulations with the type of loans a bank can give and the % chance the loan will default.

And now the car companies want a bailout Fuck that, why isn’t Nissan or Toyota getting a bailout?
most of Toyota’s cars are built in the US and Canada now so the playing field is leveled.

Gm, Ford and Chrysler want 30 billion, Gm stock is currently worth 3 billion only, am I the only one who mentions this? so giving Gm around 15 billion when all their stock can be bough for 3 Billion!
I would let Gm File for bankruptcy so they can get rid of their built up debt, then start over!

And where is my Bailout? I want free money too

Stuck in a dream state…..

December 9th, 2008

This morning was so fucking weird
It was 10 am, I was asleep
I could hear the phone ringing in my sleep
but could not get myself to get up, kind of like being stuck in a coma
it might have to do with the fact i went to sleep at 5 AM
but i missed around 10 calls and finally woke up at noon
I have now change my Akon ring tone because that shit can’t fully wake me up

Mariah Carey - Right to Dream

December 8th, 2008

Wow Mariah Carey is actually looking somewhat human, i always wondered what she would look like without all that make up.
Lance Reddick players her husband, the guy from The Wire. “PANDEMIC”
I think they have a movie coming out in January and it is not a disaster like Glitter

Justin Bua - A Great Mordern Artist

December 8th, 2008

Coldplay Lost Feat. Jay-Z

December 7th, 2008